To get off Europe to the delight of his grandfather

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In the old delightful anecdote monkey, hear the order of “right Smart, beautiful on the left” is lost and asks: “shall I break it?”

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That’s when we send our singers to Eurovision, we don’t understand that find themselves in the position of the monkey? If you go the “Immortal regiment”, under the cry “And we with you, brother, from the infantry”, plotting the feast of St. Peter and fevronya of Murom, launching the rocket to the East, playing the violin released in Palmyra you have nothing to do in this den. You can not have “Key to start”, and then “Go away, nasty”. Well, or hard. Though rip.

When we do not give the first place we have in this category – sweet multisexual singing with strawberry syrup – deserved, then, statements about the political order of the jury are the chairmen of the committees of the Duma and other officials of higher rank. Well, Kiev was bombed, we were told… There we do not care, we have the sovereignty, independence, Crimea is ours – and we keep the finger on the elbow in the ink and waiting for victories including on and poppin contests and the Crimea and Syria is not enough for us?

Statesmen menacingly propose to move next year into the socket of the Cord defect, that he heartily sent them all three letters in the style of the immortal smash hit “Elections, elections, candidates…” the Idea is good. Witty. Maybe to improve it? To send them all – but without the Cord? No, we must go, to suffer, to be humiliated, to wait, to tremble, to learn English

Why? Boggles the mind: after all, the same Cord already all won. Without any “Eurovision”. His music video, “Exhibit” (“On the louboutins nah…Oh, and in closing the pants)” I looked on the Internet and seventy three million viewers! What else do you need Europe, Russian artist, the soul of the people? It’s more than the population of France and Greece combined. Plus Luxembourg and Liechtenstein. And it’s true great song! But except our 73 million, no one will understand or appreciate. But if you appreciate… the entire population it will be a year to mumble, seeing platform shoes and the painting “Sunflowers”. It’s not meaningless You Are The Only One which will be forgotten tomorrow.

Look: if we send our innermost being, from the depths, and tear three of the accordion, something soulful, rollicking with the push of a policeman in the Neva, we do not Shine. To match, we have tucked away Peter and Fevronia, reformatted under the local standard. Hair gel on his head and upwards, the other down at all.

And here we are waiting for a big ambush. We performatives, we lose a part of yourself real. Here is an example: first at the opening ceremony of the Olympic games in Sochi, it was assumed that after became “Immortal regiment”. Hall was the right time to raise above your head portraits of soldiers of the great Patriotic war. The international Olympic bosses pleaded, let’s not, eh? Let no grief, no soldiers, no war, no Victory, thunder thunder in the distance, fumbled with caution spotlight on the hill – and thaw. Huh?

Not insisted. Passed Stalingrad with Leningrad. With Odessa. We wanted the world to please. Do the Russians want war? Don’t want to. One of the drops, Thick and avant-garde.

What? Like it? Helped, son, you are your poles? Entered the European family? Not only that, under the Sochi salute us perpetrated coup in Kiev. So even now harass and memories about the Olympics. Like all of our Champions have been doping: “the Liberation of Palmyra is also not counted because the Russians were on the Mildronat”. Witty someone noticed. And accurately. And bitter.

We on these escheated, rainbow games is not to win. The history of the Ukrainian singer Jamalay on “the Eurovision” to us it again showed. Song no. Political order is evident. And won. The positive in this story is exactly what we Jamal gave the audience a full ten votes. And the Ukrainians are our Lazarus – all 12. Here we genuine: how Ukraine is not to give, they are wonderful, crazy but its. And Ukrainians, I think something similar was guided by: your it, they have it there the “Voice” judge. And the audience, which is typical of most European countries for Lazarev. Type acknowledged for her – just a pity that in our there is nothing left. Single globalism.

In this popular vote the official Europe, fortunately, not a penny. Single dime Brussels nor for the buck “g”, zero Commission, minus the PACE – and what they have there sometimes, where we all drive, and we cling

And here’s what I was thinking… maybe the next contest for sure Cord send? Judging by how aching the political trump Cord, there, in the Euro-Atlantic area, is also wildly tired of this hypocrisy, this perepelova politicking. Maybe show them to Petrograd, to hell with the bridge – because they are touched?

One thing I do know: we are their happiness will have not a virtual screw in Europe to find and to take the truth, authenticity, scale, caliber (in the fundamental sense of the word) and “Immortal regiment”. Well, we tried copying the Bologna system, the Committee NATO – Russia, Elton John called, Olympics scrubbed to a Golden Shine – nothing helps.

And apology for doping is necessary to tie: how Vitaly Mutko nor apologizes, we will not forgive, even themselves, mindful of the “high standards of world sport”, will guzzle pills and obsolete.

Or it is necessary to learn how to do dope like the Chinese.

Vladimir Mamontov

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