The morning after Putin’s departure, when the country will cry…

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Vladimir Putin, unfortunately, is not eternal. This is the main slogan of the XXI century. No matter how much we love him and with tears in their eyes or asked to stay, have a shelf-life of the human body.

Of course, you can renew rejuvenating apples from Turkey, sending them a squadron of heavy bombers “su-24”.

Nature loves us all, but it has its own interests. For example, over the men-women of childbearing age, and she begins to look at them with suspicion.

Say, did not stay whether you are here on the planet with his “period of survival”? Not very if you upset the ideologue of the destruction of the pensioners, comrade Shuvalov? Isn’t it time for you to give way to more young couples that will increase the earth’s disk fertility and vospalitelnost?

Of course, the oligarchs with our help, will still keep him in power. But it is possible that one day he will throw in the hearts: “screw you all. I won my grandchildren have never seen you with your “Matilda”.

So let’s fantasize what would happen when the power comes another. Zhirinovsky, not Zyuganov, Yavlinsky is not and the other. From another test.

And maybe not even the gorgeous Nyasha, which by that time will finally make his relationship with Tsar Nicholas II. What? She let the girl go, and he’s also not very busy.

A dream should be faster, while for thoughtcrime and poltergaste put not so actively. Put, of course, but not as much as we want.

“The fact that you are at liberty – they warn – not to say that you are innocent. We just have to you haven’t reached.”

Grab any passerby who crossed the street at a red light. And after 15 minutes of the interview in jail, he has already agreed to conspire with the investigation on such vital articles as “insulting the feelings of believers”, “inciting hatred” or “incitement to hatred”.

Here it is not even that of the Ministry of interior trains buys champagne for his Investigation Department. But in General our attitude, when improve performance “mentovki” we tend to quickly is a minor issue, so you do not get 10 years without the right of perepiski.

Ask any passerby, as it relates to the bombing in Syria. And if he says, “So it’s the rent…”, you can safely send him to a colony-settlement for “justification of terrorism”.

Look at the business of the Tyumen blogger Alexey kungurova, imprisoned for an article in LiveJournal, which no eye has seen.

But those who 3 APR missed the terrorist attack in St. Petersburg metro (16 dead and 50 injured) did not even comment on the service. Contrary to expectations, did not shoot himself, and not even remained sitting in the chair of Governor Poltavchenko, who met the arrival of our dear President home of “bloody fireworks”.

And here came another. Why would he start? Perhaps with the resignation and detention for 72 hours members of the government. Let these gentlemen explained honest people, they manage the bureaucracy at a fixed salary in the end to have an annual “earnings” at 300-600 million. The same gentlemen Abyzov, Kuznetsov, Trutnev, Khloponin and many others. Where the results of their work, except for the crisis into which they dragged the country?

What are the gifts of the Magi, the Vice-premiers and Ministers are buying on the Cote d’azur villas, dachas, flats, mansions? As well as yachts.

Take a basis of Deputy Prime Minister Olga Golodets, spravorossy a house in Switzerland and apartment in Italy, and unroll further.

And isn’t it interesting to hear confessions, the press Secretary of the Prime Minister Ms. N. Timakova about the history of buying it in a hostile Latvia two-storey house for 1 million euros? And you say that “he’s not Dimon.” Yes, it is all beauties Dimon.

None of the “Kremlin celestials” or persons close to the Emperor, does not seek to acquire “spare airfield” somewhere in Siberia or the Far East.

No, give them the resorts in NATO countries pratley Europe, which have imposed us the sanctions, but does not even think about the seizure of their property, either knowingly unjust way.

Then, for example, in new residence of Yasnaya Polyana will be invited Lord Bastrykin, Bortnikov bells, Lebedev, Seagull.

For a start they will be invited to put on a table the party membership cards of members of the Communist party, which they received in the 70-ies, promising all of us to build communism.

Then for clarity, we ask the question: “have you not seen that the government is mired in corruption, that his Ministers are buying real estate abroad? If saw – why be quiet?”

Each will receive a pistol with one single bullet. Then all locked in a dark cellar of the estate where Leo Tolstoy was stocked for the winter pickled fungi.

Until you remember what “feelings of believers”, for which they are sending batches of bloggers to the dock. Yes… That’s such a dystopia.

Then the new President will order the gentlemen Volodin and Matvienko to spend extra night sessions of Parliament and close to VIP bribes all the loopholes in the laws.

When, for example, Kremlin chief Secretary Peskov could sign the Declaration of hundreds of millions of rubles to their never working third wife Nafkom. And for some new billions to buy up houses, towers, apartments, cars, land plots…

… This done, because the door is already knocking. You hear the screeching of the fire-breathing grinders.

– Meet me on the scaffold, – the words of the unforgettable the good soldier švejk.

Alexander Golovenko

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