Mikhail Osokin: we way to kick USA

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Михаил Осокин: как нам половчее пнуть США

Mikhail Osokin
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Columnist Sobesednik.ru Mikhail Osokin – about how in Russia struggle against the dollar and the entire us.

Restaurant in the center of Moscow refused to accept cards American payment systems Visa and Mastercard. The owners said they recognize only the Russian “Mir”.

His Patriotic initiative, they seem to want to please the officials who often go to them for lunch: the facility is located across from the Kremlin. And suddenly someone from the President’s administration look…

I want to tell restaurateurs how to Excel in competitions in patriotism: you have to make money of Cossack (pictured below) – this is where the greatest expression of love to the authorities. The money with a portrait of the President decided to release the Cossacks in St. Petersburg – for the calculations within their community.

Михаил Осокин: как нам половчее пнуть США

But the Cossack receiving money in a Moscow restaurant is still not smart enough – apparently, all the mental effort spent on the fight against the American currency. Representatives of the institution say that the $ sucks, and explain to reporters: “we Need to attract people to the Russian payment system!”

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But at the same time they attract attention and to cover the entire country control a foreign spirit. In Perm have declared that it is necessary to expel Russia from the American erotica: there took the initiative to create a magazine that would rival edition of Playboy, the initiative group decided to seek the support of Putin and also talks about import substitution.

And concerned citizens to successfully compete officials – and, it seems, have left areas where someone hadn’t tried to figure out how to polovchee to kick America. In the state Duma, for example, are seriously engaged in soft drinks: Deputy Igor Zotov called for a ban on Coca-Cola and Pepsi. The Deputy carefully thought through: “the Recipes of alcoholic drinks with Coca-Cola to change easily, mixing with “Pinocchio” or”kvas.

And it seems that this import substitution Zotov has already experienced or in their friends: “Those who tried to change the composition of the cocktail, was pleased with the pleasant taste of the drink.” Bloggers Zotova correct: beer will be more reliable.

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