“Change the voice on a bottle of white”

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"Меняю голос на бутылку беленькой"

Nearly a quarter of Russians (23%) expressed readiness to sell their votes in the upcoming elections to the State Duma.

What is the use of elections neighbor uncle Vasya?

We should get up, dress up. Again, the head in the morning may be sick. In the dark in the cold to go do not know why. However, this year the good folks at autumn this stupid event was postponed, thanks to them. The words of some clever invented: the State Duma (Th, whole day sit and think?) majority, these same County. And bro says that theirs democracy and liberalism need only to those who are harder to handle in hands did not hold.

It was the case in the former land of the Soviets handing out pieces of paper that a red-haired freak called vouchers. He promised that their value at that time equal to two prestigious cars “Volga”, will grow from year to year and make their owners millionaires. Then the father of this uncle Vasya turned issued a piece of paper in his hands and not found a better application than to exchange for two bottles of vodka. Then he went on to tell that he had been deceived and robbed. Another would be those with the handles in his hands and glasses, books foreign time to read and know what the word “privatization”, pronounced it the first time correctly, not distorting in different ways.

And now some sort of center with a strange name “Levada” (childhood memories of uncle Vasya preserved the story of his father about some of Livadia with the Royal Palace. From there, eh?) and August found that 11% of voters are ready to sell their votes for 5000 rubles. More materialistic, probably not uncle Bob, and dear all yard Ivanychi (less 5%), believe that their will (in the word what clever!) costs a lot more. They have not yet decided how much.

It is not clear where this (or this?) “Levada”, think that 63% of the people with money are not willing to part with their voice. Then uncle Bob choked. As for any money? Even for Milen? No, here something not so. Where they at least one such person managed to find? Uncle Bob is not a redneck. It’d take 1000, but where can I get who will pay? He even would agree on a couple of bottles of “white”, as did his father.

All this, however, makes prepucialna reflections. If today a quarter of the country completely voluntarily waives the only opportunity to change something in your life, then who would stop those who bought 2 bottles of vodka next time (and next time, what choices will be?) to make no elections held at all?

What do you want? Just to gather in the state Duma a sufficient amount of a sort of buyers, and to vote or for the transfer of presidential elections a year early, or for the fact that the President can be as much as you want, or even be called the Supreme ruler not a President, and Emperor of all Russia, for example.

It is here that uncle Bob suddenly remembers that in the name of higher goals you can work completely free of charge and for 12 hours a day. And for a steal at the factory and scrapped detail can easily put to the wall. And his son-ignoramus will get sent to some Zimbabwe to establish cooperation with the local population. And it will take, and will throw in a sweet poisoned arrow. A Commissar, which brought the death notice will shake hands. And that’s all.

That such may be the price of uncle Vasya, who are all one: that the Duma, Levada that obscure the face, loudly arguing about some nonsense on TV.

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